Is this the worst gobbledegook you’ve seen?

It’s from a thesis, describing what a close-up shot is in a movie:

“The close up expands optical perception by means of straightforwardly embodying the living character beyond material confinements, or through the durational flow of interpenetrating elements of expression that engages the spectator to the experience of non-conceptual temporality.”

And you thought it was just a picture with the camera close to the subject!