Some funny double meanings written in church bulletins:
- Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
- Don’t let worry kill you off — let the Church help.
- Miss Charlene Mason sang ‘I will not pass this way again,’ giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the Church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s ‘Hamlet’ in the Church basement on Friday at 7:00 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Thanks to Tim North from Scribe Consulting for these.